// FOR PEOPLE WHO KEEP MEANING TO

Don't buy it.
Earn it.

Starting a new sport? Tempted by the best shoes, the best watch, the best whatever? Bribe ties every purchase to a milestone you actually hit. Earn the gear, then buy the gear.

MAKE THE DEAL →FREE · NO CARD · 2 MINUTES
▸ Earn the Garmin · ▸ Earn your first 10K · ▸ Earn the new shoes · ▸ Earn the trip to Chamonix · ▸ Earn the half-marathon medal · ▸ Earn the deadlift PR · ▸ Earn the Garmin · ▸ Earn your first 10K · ▸ Earn the new shoes · ▸ Earn the trip to Chamonix · ▸ Earn the half-marathon medal · ▸ Earn the deadlift PR ·
// HOW IT WORKS

Three steps.
One bargain with yourself.

01

TELL US WHAT YOU WANT

The thing you've been putting off buying, or the goal you've been putting off training for. Plus your sport, your level, and 3 places in your city you'd treat yourself at along the way (bakery, burger joint, coffee shop — your call).

02

AI SETS THE DEAL

A clear main goal, 5 milestones to hit on the way there, and 3 small rewards from the spots you picked — gated progressively. Two minutes to set up. Train however you want. Bribe just keeps score.

03

DO THE WORK. COLLECT.

Log your sessions, or sync Strava and let attempts file themselves. Hit each milestone, the next reward unlocks. Hit the main goal — that's when you go buy the thing. Skip the work — no payouts, no purchase. The only person you can let down is you.

// LIVE EXAMPLE

Maria wanted to run
her first 10K.

She did it in 6 weeks. Earned.

Maria had been “about to start running” for two years. Three pairs of barely-used shoes in her closet. A half-marathon entry she paid for and didn't show up to.

So she made a deal with herself. The new GPS watch she'd been eyeing unlocks when she finishes a 10K under 60 minutes. Along the way: a flat white at her favorite cafe after her first week of consistent runs, croissants from the good bakery after her first 5K, a proper Sunday brunch after she ran 8K without stopping.

She didn't need a coach. She didn't need willpower. She needed something to lose if she didn't show up.

THE DEAL: EARN THE WATCH
32d
// DEAL_PROGRESS · 520 / 1000
// THE_STAKES
🎯 10K UNDER 60 MINUTES
Best evidence: 65:12 · 5:12 to target
// THE_TERMS [3/5]
✅ 3 RUNS / WEEK
✅ FIRST 5K
✅ 8K NO STOP
⬜ NEG SPLIT
⬜ DAWN PATROL
// PAYOUTS
FLAT WHITE
🥐
BAKERY
🍳
PENDING
// WHY IT WORKS

Willpower runs out.
Skin in the game doesn't.

🎯

A REAL FINISH LINE

"Get fit" doesn't motivate anyone. "10K under 60 minutes by June 15" does. Specific, deadlined, impossible to fake.

💸

SOMETHING TO LOSE

The watch is sitting in your cart. Not buying it stings more than getting up early. Bribe weaponizes that against your couch.

🛒

EARN THE GEAR

The trap of every new sport: buy first, train later. The shoes don't make the runner. Bribe flips the order — the milestone unlocks the purchase, not the other way around.

👁

A WITNESS WHO HECKLES

Send your deal to a friend. They watch your progress, they roast you when you slip, they cheer when you collect. Public stakes are sticky stakes.

// IS THIS YOU

Be honest.

🛍

Have you bought sport gear in the last year that you barely use?

🏁

Have you signed up for an event you didn't show up to?

📅

Have you said "starting Monday" more than three Mondays in a row?

🛒

Is there a thing in your cart you almost bought four times this month?

🤝

Would having a friend watch your every move actually make you do the work?

If you nodded at any of these, Bribe is for you. If you nodded at three of them, you're who we built it for.

MAKE THE DEAL →
// PRICING

Pick your loadout.

FREE

$0 / forever
  • ▸ 1 active deal at a time
  • ▸ AI-generated goal + milestones
  • ▸ Manual progress logging
  • ▸ 3 reward spots to unlock
  • ▸ Send to 1 witness
START FREE →
THE GOOD ONE

PRO

$5 / month
  • ▸ Unlimited concurrent deals
  • ▸ Strava auto-sync (no manual logging)
  • ▸ Full deal history & analytics
  • ▸ Custom milestones
  • ▸ Multiple witnesses + heckling
  • ▸ Deal templates from runners who've done it
GO PRO →
// QUESTIONS

FAQ

So… does the app pay for the thing?+
What if I don't finish?+
Is this a training app?+
Is this only for runners?+
Does it sync with my watch?+
How does it know my city's best spots?+
Can someone witness my deal?+
Who built this?+

You've been “about to”
for months.

This is how you stop.

Two minutes to set up. Six weeks to deliver.

MAKE THE DEAL →